The Garbage-Time Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.