The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hill's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.