The Hamstring Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Ref: "Number Hill, that's a flag." Hill: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Hill's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.