The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
87%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hill, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.