The Hamstring Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hill gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.