The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hill, Hill, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.