The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.