The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Hill will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hill's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.