The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Hill loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hill, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.