The Fumble Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hill's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.