The Garbage-Time Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Hill gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Hill's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hill's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.