The Committee Backfield Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hill will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hill's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.