The Stuffed Run Hex of Justice Hill
Justice Hill · BAL · RB
“Hill gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hill's week
- Hill gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Hill gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
91%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hill drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justice Hill in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justice Hill is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justice Hill actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.