The Snap Count Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Fields will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Fields leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
77%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.