The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Fields, the end zone is a rumor.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- Fields gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Fields will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
86%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Fields drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.