The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Fields
Justin Fields · KC · QB
“Fields finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Fields's week
- A mysterious flag erases Fields's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Fields will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Fields, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Fields in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Fields is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Fields actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.