The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Herbert's stadium. Only over Herbert.
85%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Herbert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.