The Sack Spiral Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Herbert is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Herbert, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.