The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“The broadcast shows Herbert on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.