The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Herbert's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Herbert, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.