The Hamstring Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Herbert four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Herbert is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Herbert's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.