The Sideline-Scold Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Herbert will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Herbert's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.