The Kneel-Down Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Ref: "Number Herbert, that's a flag." Herbert: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Herbert gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Herbert, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.