The Hamstring Hex of Justin Herbert
Justin Herbert · LAC · QB
“Herbert finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Herbert's week
- Herbert will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Herbert, the end zone is a rumor.
73%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Herbert, Herbert, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Herbert in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Herbert is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Herbert actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.