The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.