The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jefferson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.