The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Jefferson, Jefferson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.