The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jefferson's stadium. Only over Jefferson.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.