The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
83%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.