The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Jefferson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.