The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- The broadcast shows Jefferson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.