The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.