The Snap Count Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- The QB looks at Jefferson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jefferson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.