The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Jefferson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
84%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.