The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jefferson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jefferson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.