The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Jefferson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
82%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.