The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jefferson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.