The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jefferson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.