The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Jefferson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.