The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.