The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Jefferson gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
86%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.