The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jefferson's stadium. Only over Jefferson.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.