The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“The QB looks at Jefferson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.