The Snap Count Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jefferson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
89%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.