The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“The broadcast shows Jefferson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The QB looks at Jefferson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
76%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.