The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.