The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.