The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jefferson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.