The Dropped Pass Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.