The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Jefferson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.